1). Jose Reyes, please relax, and stop trying to out play your shortstop rivals. See your stats when you square off against Hanley Ramirez and Jimmy Rollins. You’re a super star, just stay within in yourself and don’t try to do too much.
2). Carlos Delgado, please stop swinging at pitches that are going to hit you in the thigh.
3). Moises Alou, please pull your bat out of the strike zone when you take a pitch so you don’t foul it off.
4). Willie Randolph, please, for the love of God, stop putting Mota out there for more than one inning. Just thank your lucky stars, count your blessings when he gets through one inning unscathed and Call it a day.
5). Ollie Perez, please pitch a shut out tonight.