Thursday, August 23, 2007

10 Things Guillermo Mota Needs to Do Right Now

I'm done with Guillermo Mota. I think he's done too, but he's "Willie's guy" so he's sticking around for now. So I thought it would be a good idea to give Mota some ideas on places where he should be so he can tell Willie Randolph that he's got things to do.

Mota, here are some suggestions:
  1. Go find the rock that Alay Soler is hiding under and join him
  2. To be a real asset to the Mets, join the Braves starting pitching staff
  3. Take a lesson from Rick Ankiel and go try and be a hitter
  4. Become the Mets version of Trent Tucker and start fights with the other team's superstar
  5. Go to therapy
  6. Tell Willie Randolph you've been given a message from Al Gore and you're the only one who can stop global warming in Peru.
  7. Join the Yankees
  8. Become part of Balco's marketing efforts to show what happens when you stop using steroids
  9. Lose your changeup in the men's bathroom at Penn Station
  10. Visit the home of Anthony Young so you can feel better about your career

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