I'm done with Guillermo Mota. I think he's done too, but he's "Willie's guy" so he's sticking around for now. So I thought it would be a good idea to give Mota some ideas on places where he should be so he can tell Willie Randolph that he's got things to do.Mota, here are some suggestions:
- Go find the rock that Alay Soler is hiding under and join him
- To be a real asset to the Mets, join the Braves starting pitching staff
- Take a lesson from Rick Ankiel and go try and be a hitter
- Become the Mets version of Trent Tucker and start fights with the other team's superstar
- Go to therapy
- Tell Willie Randolph you've been given a message from Al Gore and you're the only one who can stop global warming in Peru.
- Join the Yankees
- Become part of Balco's marketing efforts to show what happens when you stop using steroids
- Lose your changeup in the men's bathroom at Penn Station
- Visit the home of Anthony Young so you can feel better about your career
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