Saturday, August 25, 2007

Green's Swing

Now I know he didn’t play last night, but I think I know what’s wrong with Sean Green. He needs a lighter bat. Every time I see him swing at a pitch, he looks like he’s wielding a Redwood. Either that or my boy needs to get in the weight room, down some vanilla milk shakes from Carvel (personal fav) or call Bonds*. Sean, ditch the 34oz for the 32oz. and you’ll finally catch up to those big league heaters. Who knows, you might even hit one out. Call me if you need further instruction.

1 comment:

dave said...

Interesting thought. You might be on to something. You should give HoJo a call and let him know.