Friday, September 21, 2007

Things That Are More Enjoyable than Watching the Mets this Week

1. Getting your wisdom teeth pulled with plyers
2. Lemon juice in the eye
3. Watching The View
4. Being O.J. Simpson
5. A bloody hangnail
6. Being Pete Rose
7. Listening to Yoko Ono
8. Tuberculosis
9. Being stuck at dinner in between NBC's Jim Gray and Fox's Tim McCarver
10. Cleaning the restrooms at Penn Station

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