Ladies and gentlemen, we are experiencing one of the greatest choke jobs in recent sports memory. Every single player on this team is wound so tight you can just see the fear on their faces, in their eyes. There isn't a guy on on that field who wants the ball hit to them. They're too scared. How else can you explain such ineptness? This team-wide collapse is primed to go down in to the annals of baseball history as one of the worst puke jobs ever!