Sorry Vernon Wells, but this is too funny not to share. Here's an injury note from KFFL:
Cathal Kelly, of the Toronto Star, reports Toronto Blue Jays OF Vernon Wells (groin) took a ball off his groin after a foul tip bounced off home plate and hit him (what are the chances?) Tuesday, June 12. Wells needed a few seconds to recover but stayed in the game (he's a gamer!). He was out of the starting lineup Wednesday, June 13.
Feel better soon Vernon.