Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The Nationals Are the All-Twinkie Team

Whoever is the trainer for the Nationals should be fired. Is it just me or does their lineup contain more professional eaters than big league hitters?

I couldn't believe the size of Johnny Estrada. He looked like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man behind the plate. Then you have Nick Johnson who's not exactly a 32 inch waist. And Willie Mo Pena is not a small man either. And of course there's Dmitri Young who loves his Yodels.

Even their bullpen rivals Mike Golic's waistline.

I guess if you're going to be a bad team you might as well enjoy the pre-game buffet.

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