- Lose the Livestrong bracelet: I just started noticing that you're wearing the yellow band over the past few weeks. It ain't helpin'.
- Shave your head: You did it last year and you were the only guy hitting in September
- Dump your girlfriend: Whoever she is she's weighing you down
- Get a girlfriend: Out with the old, in with the new
- Go see Carlos Delgado's doctor: It's obvious he's a miracle worker
- Ditch the uppercut swing: You're an opposite field power machine!
- Change your intro music: I'm thinking "Right Stuff" by NKOTB? What, aren't they retro now?
Wright has to get his act together at the plate especially with runners in scoring position. It might very well be the key to the pennant.