It's Time to Save the Mets Season

Here's how we're going to do it:

1. Trade Aaron Heilman for a player to be named later.
2. Let Willie Randolph remain as manager under the condition that Jerry Manuel really makes all the decisions
3. Endy Chavez or Jose Reyes are required to bunt at least once every other game
4. Carlos Delgado gets fine $10,000 every time he pulls a ball that is not a home run
5. Howard Johnson gets spot starts at second base
6. Pedro Feliciano is only allowed to pitch to lefties
7. Someone pays for Oliver Perez to see a psychiatrist
8. David Wright starts hitting
9. Jose Reyes makes his OBP go above .375
10. Johan Santana pitches every 4th day

Otherwise, we're in trouble. Oh, we're already there?