Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Matt Wise is Really Joe Glass

Matt Wise is on the DL. . .again. Has this guy even pitched since he came off the DL?

What's his name, Moises Alou? El Duque? Wise is more fragile than Joe Glass from Mike Tyson's Punchout.

So far he's been a fantastic addition to the Mets bullpen just like Julio Franco was a fantastic addition to the Mets bench last year.

In honor of Wise's journey back to the DL, here's a list of things that are more durable than Matt Wise:
  1. Elijah Price from Unbreakable (i.e. Samuel Jackson's character)
  2. Humpty Dumpty
  3. The value of the dollar
  4. El Duque
  5. The Olsen Twins
  6. Michael Jackson's nose
  7. Dick Cheney's heart
  8. Toys from the dollar store
  9. Willie Randolph's managing career
  10. Mark Prior
  11. Kerry Wood
  12. Peter Brady's singing voice
  13. Elizabeth Berkley's acting
  14. Luis Castillo's knees
  15. Grant Hill's ankle
  16. A jenga tower
  17. Lance Armstrong's and Kate Hudson's relationship
I could go on but I'll restrain myself.


bryan said...

armstorng is dating kate hudson?

wise even looks like joe glass. i used to pummel that dude.

dave said...

Wise does look like Joe Glass. Gotta love that guy.