Tuesday, June 2, 2009

A Post Full of Putz

Q: What do you call a guy who can't get a Pittsburgh Pirate out?
A: Putz

Q: What's the name of someone who can't perform in the 8th inning?
A: Putz

Q: What has Mets Lifers talking trade faster than Oliver Perez's decline?
A: Putz

Q: Who gave you nightmares last night of Aaron Heilman?
A: Putz

Q: Who's bigger than Goliath, but is pitching as well as Doug Sisk?
A: Putz

Q: Who should have gotten their name legally changed before coming to New York?
A: Putz

Q: Who better get his head straightened before he gets his wish to be a closer and finds himself on the Kansas City Royals?
A: Putz