Wednesday, August 26, 2009

This Week's Sign the Mets Apocalypse Is Upon Us...

Here's your starting rotation for the New York Mets for the rest of the year: Pat "Squee" Misch (kudos to Brad Bortone for that one), Tim "I look like Rick White" Redding, Bobby "Bullpen Please" Parnell, Nelson "Long Shot" Figueroa and Mike "The Licker" Pelfrey.

Let that sink in....

Now enjoy your dinner.

2 comments:

Brad said...

I would have gone with Nelson "Frequent Flyer" Figueroa, but who am I to judge.

(Thanks, as always, for the nod, fellas...2010 isn't that far away...)

dave said...

I was originally going with "Feed My Family" Figueroa, but I thought it might be too much.

You're welcome for the nod and keep up the witty posts which are always a welcome read.

Let's go Rangers.