What on earth is going on in Port St. Lucie?
Now Moises Alou is hurt (surprise!). Alou has a strained groin and a sore hip (what is this contagious?), and has been sent back to New York for an MRI.
Maybe the Mets players are trying to rack up airline miles to put them in platinum elite status.
This is getting ridiculous. Let's tally who's hurt. We've got Delgado, El Duque, Gotay, Church, and Anderson was briefly out.
Send Wright, Reyes, and Beltran home right now. Send them to their local batting cages and Gold's Gym to finish their workouts.